"Dear diary... On my holidays, I had a kinky threeway with aliens. I think there was a sheep. I hate to think. Alcohol will not blot this out."

I cannot remember the conversation that prompted me to keep that quote on my desktop but it really surmises the feelings I have regarding Windows Vista.

@Vista: you can suck the hairy goat testicalss in the jar behind the fridge in the basement.


@The neighbours: not everyone shares your shite taste in music. Join vista with the jar of testicals.

edit:

@Adobe: Join the line for goat testicals.