"The Christian Church has done everything in its power to suppress and control sexuality- the life/creative force that liberates the kundalini and is a direct threat to their agenda for enslaving humanity." - Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??

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I hear my name,
I hear the trash you're talking,
In your sleep, the secrets that you're keeping,
A chick, this smart
Did you really think you could keep her in the dark?

Does she purr?
Does she make it hard
Hard to speak?
Does she dress the part?
I'm sure she'll take some getting used to,
Brother she will never be me

Feel the burn, take a spin,
Suck the poison out of me,
I'll make your beg, I'll make you come,
To your senses if you keep,
Up the shit, take the hit,
Dig the grave
This is how it goes down,
This is how it goes down
Gonna run, gonna scream,
Gonna crawl down on your knees,
When you realize that no one's gonna measure up to me,
Doesn't matter cause I'm over it now,
This is how it goes down,
This is how it goes down,

I'm gonna rage,
Stay out really late,
Gonna hang, with all my friends you hate,
I may try that three-some,
Better late than never,
And better without you,

This is your future as I see it,
You will be homeless, bald and broken,
She will have left you when she finds out who you are,
You're nothing but an extra, and baby I'm the star,



Suppose this is how the story goes but ever since that door closed,
I've been going down (down), the dream, in the pink got me nauseous,
I should've grown more cautious, and clever, whatever
you never find a dude with better head game and,
You can take that both ways,
You laughing like I'm playing with your fingers up like OJ,
Missy you would have a three-some without me,
I'll pull an OJ, and text you some incriminating pictures from my old days,


Somebody done lied to you
Because you're not such a big shot dude,
You might wanna rethink it through,
You should've asked me I would've told you the truth.

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Some of the highlights from my trip (well the ones I can admit to):

White Trash day - Getting skanked up and eating at Hungry Jacks
where it takes teenage boys about 10 mins to come up with the phrase 'Hello Ladies'.

Th Croft Institute - anything with a science/ 20s hospital theme is automatically awesome.




The Protest - when I protest it is always useful to have a man strung up and a surgeon operating in the street.

Giant gifts - Down a random alley we found a massive gift, I am still not sure what purpose it served.

Brighton - See pictures in posts below. They were so awesome and inspired me to paint the beach...
apparently that is illegal...

The Fire towers - Anything with fire is exciting. and at night with the city lights it was so pretty.


I am sure there is more i *can* share but I am tired so this is it for now.

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Some more pictures...

^City by McCafe

^Bridge reflections

^Gifts

^Cow up a Tree in the Docklands

^Poster for a party

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I took 482 pictures while i was visiting Melbourne, below are 5 of them. Some are up on Facebook and some I may have promised not to display on the internet. I had the best few weeks down there, and not just because I was not working every day.


^Graffiti in an alley

^The fire towers along Southbank

^Brighton beach houses

^a toilet near Batman Avenue

^A building in the City

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my GHD + about 12 volumising products + fake pearls =
80s glam-rock walk of shame hair!

A few weeks ago I went to the P!nk Funhouse concert. It was AMAZING! Words will not do it justice. If you get the chance I suggest you go.
Some of the pictures from the BEST concert ever (at least of the ones I have been to).


In the order blogger has rearranged my pictures:


^Pillow fight

^Jumping and running in these shoes was really impressive.

^Some of the funhouse costumes.

^Flying up out of the floor with a massive tail.

^P!nk Funhouse

This used to be a funhouse
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down down down
I'm gonna burn it down

'Are you feeling romantic?' That is the question we were asked by the lead 'singer' of a band called Faker.

I was feeling the level of romanticism a cane toad feels towards a golf club.
This guy then went on to share various words of wisdom with us including 'this is a song about love called my heart attack' and 'this is a song about sleep walking called sleep walking'
So i decided to write my own song, bet you all can't wait for the release of 'a song about cane toads called cane toads stole my golf clubs'
Here are some pictures of the first part of the evening.

^Notice the guy in the tie, he played keyboard, two different guitars, did some of the vocals and had a game of chase with the other guitar dude. It was both impressive and amusing.

^The are you feeling romantic guys butt is on the left.

^F A K E R

^Faker in a pink-ish light

^in a white light.