Insane Troll Logic

You know what I mean, Tiny Snap Dragon?

I'd never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in the place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go.

Published by Zombie Princess under , on Sunday, May 17, 2009


The thing I like about reading is that noone has taken your idea of what should be and replaced it with a group of crack addicts who lack a back story.
At least this is how I feel about Twilight. I loved the books (ok, not quite as much as I loved the City of Bones/City go Ashes /City of Glass) but the movie left a lot to be desired. For a start some character development, and a cast that is not made to look like crack addicts searching for a role in a porno.
I couldn't bellieve that my two favorite characters were all but eliminated. Alice is barely mentioned and Jasper is only mentioned in passins as 'always looking like he is in pain'. There were several important moments that were missed out, such as Bella saying the same thing to her Father as her mother did when she left.
With that in mind here is my casting choises for a Twilight that incorparates some talent and story development:


(My Revised) Cast List

Edward Cullen - Jason Dohring
Bella Swan - Eliza Dushku
Alice Cullen -Kirsten Dunst
Jasper Hale -Ryan Kwanten
Dr. Carlisle Cullen - Neil Patrick Harris
Esme Cullen - Charisma Carpenter
Rosalie Hale - Emma Caulfield
Emmet Cullen - Teddy Dunn
Charlie Swan - Chuck Norris

2 comments:

Anonymous said... @ Monday, June 01, 2009 8:56:00 PM

Thank-you!
Finally, someone with a little sense. YOu have cast it much better... not quite certain about the choice of Edward, but then that is usually going to depend on one's own preference in men, isn't it?

Zombie Princess said... @ Monday, June 01, 2009 9:18:00 PM

The choice of Edward (other than the fact that I lust over Jason Dohring) is that he is the only actor I have seen who is able to pull of sexy-brooding. everyone else seems like a real wanker when they try for it.

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